The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.”
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Bumper Stickers i wish i had
~ When I get old, I’m gonna move up north and drive around real slow
~ Save a tree, eat a beaver
~ Vegetables aren’t food -They are what food eats.
~ I got a shot gun for my wife … pretty good trade huh?
~ DON’T STEAL! The government doesn’t like competition
~ He who dies with the most toys still dies
~ IRS – we’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got
~ We are born naked wet and hungry, then things get worse
~ Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
~ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
~ The lottery – a tax on people bad at math
~ Constipated people don’t give a crap.
~ If you can read this I’ve lost my trailer.
~ So many pedestrians – so little time.
~ If we quit voting will they all go away?
~ What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
~ If it was raining whores, I’d be the one to get hit with the queer.
~ 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
~ Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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Why do priests shower with their shorts on?
They don’t like to look down on the unemployed.
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- ijiti
